If you see a human run up the wall… that’s parkour.
If you see a dog run up the wall… that’s barkour.
If you see a cat run up the wall… that’s parpurr.
If you see an elephant run up the wall…. I want one of whatever it is that you’re drinking.
Tag Archives: pithy wisdom
Barefoot
“Barefoot” and “standing on raspberry canes” are two things you should avoid combining.
Turquoise
Turquoise is a better color for a sweatshirt than for a loaf of bread.
Pithy Wisdom
