Tag Archives: pithy wisdom

Early to Rise

Waking before the alarm means time for quiet contemplation before the day gets started.

It also means the house is chilly because the furnace hasn’t started yet! 🤪

If you see a human run up the wall… that’s parkour.

If you see a dog run up the wall… that’s barkour.

If you see a cat run up the wall… that’s parpurr.

If you see an elephant run up the wall…. I want one of whatever it is that you’re drinking.

“Barefoot” and “standing on raspberry canes” are two things you should avoid combining.

Turquoise is a better color for a sweatshirt than for a loaf of bread.